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Just need to say this.

Seriously, I love "The Hobbit" movies, just bought "The Desolation of Smaug" on DVD and watched it :heart:

But why... WHY is the ending text songs to these movies so incredibly, stupid soft hipster-gayish?

Minor issues here.

But seriously. After all this epicness and drama I kinda expect some manly dwarfish chanting or whatever, and I get this softcore music porn instead. And there's only so much time I have to turn off the DVD before the song comes.

The songs are very nice and all. But they just don't go well with the atmosphere in the movies. Like how they did in the LotR-movies, there the ending music actually fit. Here it just crashes and burns more than dragonfire itself.

Get your heads straight, producers, manly dwarf movies don't need pretty ESC ballades (or the overused romantic threeway love drama for that matter). There are enough Tolkien fans out there who are not teenage girls who grew up with Twilight, never knowing a story could be good WITHOUT two boys fighting over a girl for childish reasons :|

Also dwarves who look like elves are not dwarves.
And you don't run around in a forest (especially a forest full of spider webs) with that long hair without getting stuck in something every five minutes.
And contact lenses.
And Legolas.
And Will Turner.

Luckily the movies are filled with stuff that makes me happy enough to not care about any of this until after the movie is done and I bother myself with thinking about it :lol: like for example:

Dat Dwalin. Dat Dwalin coming out of toilet.
Dat Azog.
Bilbo being Bilbo.
Monobrow and Fry.
Pugs :meow:

And a lot more, but you get the point!


Mara the Nutty Pumpkin
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Fru-Vaage Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Neimen, god dagen :)
Gresskar Feb 5, 2014  Professional Writer
Heiheisann, snek meg inn her, jeg, heheh :3
Fru-Vaage Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Veldig vellkomen. 

Alltid en glede og følge kunsten din:)
thanks for the fave
Gresskar Sep 6, 2013  Professional Writer
Thank you so much! ^^
Happy birthday!! ^^
Gresskar Sep 6, 2013  Professional Writer
Thank you! ^^
Thank you for the fav :+fav: :D
Thank you for the favorite on Grlss Anatomy...sorry it took so long to get back to you, it's been a crazy couple of months. <3
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